Preacher’s salary
The Preacher explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave. Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City, stands up and proclaims, “If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a...
Groin massage
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to...
Big holiday choices
I told my wife to spin the globe, put her finger on it and wherever it lands that will be the holiday destination. ”Ooooo!” she says excited, ”Looks like its the Caribbean.” ”Great .” I replied, ”Now lets see where I’m going.”
Preacher’s salary
The Preacher explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City, stands up and proclaims, “If the Preacher stays, I will … Read the rest of this entry
Read MoreGroin massage
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll … Read the rest of this entry
Read MoreBig holiday choices
”Ooooo!” she says excited, ”Looks like its the Caribbean.”
”Great .” I replied, ”Now lets see where I’m going.”
Life choices
“Hey mate, you ok?” I asked.
“What a fucking day.”
Extracts from tenant letters
1. It’s the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole … Read the rest of this entry
Read MoreWord play
Mumbai?
No, she’s straight, but I don’t think it’s that kind of trip anyway.
Men …
I farted while lifting a heavy object today. It was very embarrassing.
I had to apologise to the man at the next urinal.… Read the rest of this entry
Read MoreConfused
Two Welsh lads have been fined in Australia, for breaking into a waterpark for a swim with dolphins, before kidnapping a penguin and taking it home.
They must have been completely shitfaced to confuse that with a sheep.… Read the rest of this entry
Grandkids
A man entered the restaurant, ate as much as he can and when the waiter gave the bill he pointed to the signboard, “Don’t you see, only my grandchild needs to
The Matchmaker
The man said,”I would rather marry the
Definition of age
Youth is when you smoke, drink, and are naughty all through the night, and the next morning you still look like you haven’t been doing any of that.
Middle age is when you smoke, drink, and are naughty all through the night, and on the next
Joyous rabbit
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, ‘Giraffe, my friend, Think about what you’re doing to yourself! Come with me running through the forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so much
Microsoft way of life
A man lived with his wife on the 20th floor. One day when he was at the office, his cheating wife called her boyfriend and they both engaged in a hot inferno of sex. The door bell interrupted the act and the wife peeked through door eye.
“Its my husband … Read the rest of this entry
Read MoreSorryyyyyy !
A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards at a Hallmark store.
After a hour of watching a clerk finally came over and asked, “May I help you?”
“I don’t know,” said the woman. “Do you have any ‘Sorry I laughed at your dick’ cards?”… Read the rest of this entry
Read MoreMurder at Wal-Mart
Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed.
A ‘friend of
Miscommunication
Joe took his blind date to the carnival. “What would you like to do first, Kim?” asked Joe. “I want to get weighed,” she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next … Read the rest of this entry
Read MoreJust a mistake …
I thought great, threw on some shorts and flip flops and shot down the stairs.
I was rather shocked when I got down to find our lad holding hands with his mate Michael.… Read the rest of this entry
Bizarre laws from around the world
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at
I need a parrot
A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he’s lonesome so he goes to a pet store thinking a pet might help. The store he happened into specialized in parrots. As he wanders down the rows of parrots he notices one with … Read the rest of this entry
Read MoreWise old Chief
An old Cherokee Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking the ceremonial pipe, eyeing the U.S. government officials sent to interview him.
“Chief,” one official began, “you have observed the white man for 90 years. You have observed his wars and his material wealth. You have seen his … Read the rest of this entry
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