Want a day off work?

Want a day off work? So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year Read More

Ladies, Read Only The First Part – Men, The Rest

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Why I Fired My Secretary

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The Buttocks

The Buttocks A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft Read More

Bubba’s Secret

Bubba’s Secret The football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba had so many women hanging around that he couldn’t possibly handle all of them. Read More

Reasons why your computer is better than your girlfriend

Reasons why your computer is better than your girlfriend 1.) She doesn’t talk back to you. At best she beeps or gives you the silent treatment. 2.) She provides you with more information than your girlfriend Read More

Why some men prefer dogs over women

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Need A Bad Day to Get Into Heaven

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The Mechanic

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10 Reasons to go to work naked

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Two guys took their dogs for a stroll….

Two guys took their dogs for a stroll…. Two guys took their dogs for a stroll…. and after a while the one says: Owner A: Let’s go and get something to bite at this restaurant over here. Read More

When Engineers go to hell!

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Dear Dad – Letter home from school

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Things that your wife doesn’t use

Things that your wife doesn’t use

Joke with: Things that your wife doesn’t use

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making Love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset.

“You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me –faithful wife, the mother … Read the rest of this entry

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Who says a man isn’t sensitive

Who says a man isn’t sensitive A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place, and as he shows her around his Read More

Being Fired

Being Fired If you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will enjoy this. A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall and idly picking his teeth. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. Read More

The Shoebox – value of the dolls

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Blonde detective training at day

Blonde detective training at day Joke with: blonde detective at training day A policeman was interrogating 3 blonde detectives who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde detective a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" Read More

Not too drunk

Not too drunk

Three drunk guys decided to share a taxi. The taxi driver noticed how drunk they were and decided to take advantage of them. So, he simply started the car, pressed the gas pedal once, then turned off the engine.

He then turned to the men in the cab and said, … Read the rest of this entry

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Toilet jokes lol

Toilet jokes lol

I was in the mall and needed to use the public restroom.

I had just barely sat down on the commode when I heard a voice in the other stall next to mine.

Stall: “Hi, how are you?”

Me: (embarrassed) “Ummmm…Doin’ fine, I guess!”

Stall: “So what are you up … Read the rest of this entry

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