So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year Read More
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to Read More
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and Read More
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft Read More
The football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba had so many women hanging around that he couldn’t possibly handle all of them. Read More
1.) She doesn’t talk back to you. At best she beeps or gives you the silent treatment.
2.) She provides you with more information than your girlfriend Read More
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you(the men). 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. Read More
It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died. Read More
A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So she found out from her local tech college what was involved, signed up for Read More
Naked at work:
1. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!”
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan naked
Two guys took their dogs for a stroll…. and after a while the one says: Owner A: Let’s go and get something to bite at this restaurant over here. Read More
An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell. Engineers Read More
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Joke with: Things that your wife doesn’t use
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making Love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset.
“You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me –faithful wife, the mother … Read the rest of this entry Read More
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place, and as he shows her around his Read More
If you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will enjoy this.
A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall and idly picking his teeth. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. Read More
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from ... Read More
Joke with: blonde detective at training day
A policeman was interrogating 3 blonde detectives who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde detective a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" Read More
Three drunk guys decided to share a taxi. The taxi driver noticed how drunk they were and decided to take advantage of them. So, he simply started the car, pressed the gas pedal once, then turned off the engine.
He then turned to the men in the cab and said, … Read the rest of this entry Read More
I was in the mall and needed to use the public restroom.
I had just barely sat down on the commode when I heard a voice in the other stall next to mine.
Stall: “Hi, how are you?”
Me: (embarrassed) “Ummmm…Doin’ fine, I guess!”
Stall: “So what are you up … Read the rest of this entry Read More