Paddy on a flight

A priest was seated next to Paddy on a flight.  Paddy ordered a Rum & Coke.  The flight attendant asked the priest if he would like a drink.  He replied in discust “I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips”!  Paddy handed his drink back and said “Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice”!

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