Paddy vs. Murphy

Paddy is driving past Murphy’s house one day and notices a sign in his garden saying:
“BOAT FOR SALE”.

He stops his car and knocks on his mate Murphys house.

“Murphy, whats dis, yuv got a sign up sayin’ “Boat for sale”? Ya haven’t got a boat, yuv only got a traktor and a caravan?”

Murphy: “I know Paddy, and der boat for sale!!”

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