Australian poetry

Australian poetry

The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a university graduate and an old aboriginal.They were given a word,then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word.The word they were given was “TIMBUKTU”
First to recite his poem was the university graduate…He stepped up to the microphone and said;
Slowly across the desert sand,trekked a lonely caravan,Men on camels two by two…..Destination – TIMBUKTU.

The audience went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal top that,they thought.

The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited;
Me and ┬áTim a huntin”went, Met three whores in a pop up tent,They were three and we was two,
So I bucked one,and TIMBUKTU………..

The aboriginal won…………………………………..

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