Mad Mary

Mad Mary

Mad Mary was speeding around the mental home as usual in her wheelchair.  Mad Mark stopped her and asked her for her Licence.  “Shit” she said, and sped off round another corner.  Mad Jim then stopped her and asked her for her Insurance.  “Fuck” she says, and took off again at speed.  Rounding the next corner she met BIG Dave standing stark naked with a massive erection.  “Oh no” she says, “not the fuckin’ breathaliser again”!

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