Paddy at the zoo

Paddy at the zoo

The zookeeper says to Paddy “The Gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with her… would you consider shagging her for £500”?  Paddy replies “I will, on three conditions.  Firstly, I don’t have to kiss her.  Secondly, my family will never get to know, and Thirdly, give me a couple of weeks to get the cash together”.

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