What’s granddad like ?

What’s granddad like ?

My small grandson got lost in the new Liverpool One shopping centre the other day.
He approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my granddad!”
The guard asked, “What’s his name?”
“Granddad.”
The guard smiled, then asked: “What’s he like?”
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied:
“Red wine, and women with big tits.”

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