Cost effective assassin

Cost effective assassin

A man goes to an assassin because his wife is sleeping with his best friend. The assassin tells him, “It’s going to cost you $1000 per bullet.”

The man says, “What if you miss?”

The assassin replies, “I don’t miss.”

With this they head off to the motel where his wife is with his friend. The man says, “I want my wife shot in the head and I want you to blow my friends dick off.”

The assassin takes aim and waits a few minutes, “Aren’t you going to shoot?”

The assassin replies, “Hold up, I think I can save you $1000.”

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