Premature ejaculation

Premature ejaculation

A woman went out for a first date and was upset when the bloke stood her up.

The next morning she called him to find out why.

“I’m really sorry,” he apologised. “The reason I didn’t turn up is that I suffer from premature ejaculation.”

Although she was still miffed, the sympathetic girl decided to hear him out.

“Thanks for being honest,” she said. “But why would premature ejaculation make you stand me up? It’s not like we were even having sex yet.”

“The thing is,” he sighed, “I came in my pants on the way to the restaurant. After that, I just didn’t see the point in paying for your dinner.”

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