Hunting trip

Hunting trip

A man and his wife were enjoying dinner when his wife asked him “Honey, what would you like for your birthday?”. The man said that he would like her to go hunting with him, as it is his favorite thing to do and she has never gone with him. Much to his delight, she says that she would love to go with him this Saturday.

Saturday morning comes and the man’s alarm clock goes off at 3:30am. He leans over to give his wife and kiss and inform her that it is time to get up, to which she replies “please, can I sleep in 30 more minutes?”. The man says “Okay, I am going to go load up the truck, I will be back.”

30 minutes later the man comes back into the room and says “Honey it is time to get up now.”. She replies “I am so tired, would you be upset if I just stayed home?”. The man says “God dammit this is my birthday present, but if you don’t want to go, fine. I won’t force you, but you are going to pick one of these 3 options as my present. 1. You get out of bed and willingly go hunting with me. 2. You let me fuck you in the ass. 3. You suck my dick.” After a brief pause, He says “I am going to go feed the dogs and get them loaded into the truck. You make your decision and I will be back in 15 minutes.”

15 minutes later the man comes back into the room and says “well, what did you decide?”. His wife says “Well, I am just too tired to go hunting with you, and there is no way I am going to let you fuck me in the ass, so pull your pants down so I can blow you before you leave.”. The man happily pulls his pants down and lets her go down on him.

After the wife finishes her duties, the man pulls up his pants and says “alright honey I will see you later, I love you.” The wife responds with “I love you too honey, but before you go, I have to ask… why does your dick taste so weird?” The man says “Well, the dogs didn’t want to go hunting either.”

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