Irish dads know it best

Irish dads know it best

An Irishman, Englishman, and a black guy are all in the maternity ward.

The doctor comes through with congratulations to them all, explaining that they are all the proud new fathers of baby sons. However he says, there has been a problem.
“We were really busy, and somehow we have managed to get your three sons mixed up.” In order to sort the situation out the doctor suggests they draw lots to see who gets the first choice. The result is that the Irishman gets the first choice. The Doctor takes the Irishman through to the three babies.

“I’ll take that one,” he says pointing to the little black child.

“Hold on,” says the doctor, “that’s obviously not your son, he’s as brown as a chocolate bar and both you and your wife are white.”

“I know,” replies the Irishman, “but one of the other two is English, and I’m just not prepared to take that risk.”

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