Alpha rooster

Alpha rooster

A farmer buys a young rooster.

As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes & fucks all 150 hens.
The farmer is impressed thinking about all the eggs the hens would hatch.

At lunch, the rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer gets a bit worried now.

The next day, he finds the rooster fucking the ducks, geese, & a parrot too which is now scaring him.

Later that day, he finds the rooster lying pale, half-dead with vultures circling over its head.
The farmer says, “You horny bastard, you deserve this.”

…………The rooster opens one eye, points up, & whispers, “Shh! Don’t shout, let them land!”

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