Batch of racist jokes

Batch of racist jokes

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It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed to use water cannons on rioters.
They are putting some Persil in to stop the coloreds running.

Two pregnant Irish women knitting.
One says “I hope mines a boy, I’ve only got blue wool”.
The other says “I hope mines disabled, I’ve fucked up the sleeves”.

Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London .
Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.

Following the riots in Tottenham, it’s important to remind ourselves that not all black people are stereotypical thieves and arsonists.
The vast majority are drug dealers and rapists.

Muslims have gone on the rampage in Bradford, killing anyone who’s English.
Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5.

Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing.
I thought she was dead until I saw the red spot on her forehead and realized she was just on standby.

Ngogo Mwambi has to travel 5 miles every day for fresh water, 7 miles every day for food & 10 miles every day for medicine for him & his family. This is because the daft bastard and all his mates torched the Peckham Spar, Tottenham KFC, and Hackney Medical Centre and now he has to walk to Croydon for his breakfast.

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