Dear Santa …

Dear Santa …

A beautiful woman has a fantasy to have sex with Santa Claus, so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the stockings. He is about to leave when the woman says in a sexy voice,
“Come on Santa..lets have some FUN..we’ll be done before the clock strikes ONE!
A surprised Santa replies, “Ho ho ho, Santa’s gotta GO.., I have to deliver these toys to the kids, you KNOW.”
The woman is determined to have her way with Santa and drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice, “Come on Santa..lets have some FUN..we’ll be done before the clock strikes ONE!
Santa is starting to sweat..but replies again, “Ho Ho Ho, Santa’s gotta GO.., I have to deliver these toys to the kids, you KNOW.”
She takes off her bra and panties..now completely nude, says again. “Come on Santa..lets have some FUN..we’ll be done before the clock strikes ONE !
Santa, with a smile, finally says, “Hey Hey Hey, Santa’s gotta STAY, I can’t go up the chimney with my pecker this WAY!.”

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