Don’t wanna ruin dem slippers

Don’t wanna ruin dem slippers

An old man goes into a pharmacy to buy Viagra.
‘Can I have six tablets cut in quarters?’ he asked.
‘I can cut them for you’ replied the pharmacist, ‘but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.’
‘I’m 96’ said the old man. ‘I don’t want an erection.
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t piss on my slippers.’

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