Paddy’s lunch!

Paddy’s lunch!

Working on a building site 22 stories high, an Irishman, an Englishman, and an Australian sit down to lunch every day.

Aussie ‘Jonesy’ opens up his lunch box and finds another Vegemite sandwich. “For fuck’s sake, ” he says. “I am sick to death of this shit, day in day out. If my wife packs this tomorrow I’m jumping off!!”
Paddy then opens his up and once again, a Potato sandwich appears. “Wel, I’m in as well Jonesy. If I get another Tottie Sandwich, I’m jumping!!”
Then Pommy Dave opens up his lunch to find the usual Cucumber and Cheese sandwich. “Righty o’ lads, I’ll be coming too if I get this shite again.”

So the following day all three sit down at lunch time ready to eat. Jonesy opens up his lunch box, and sure as shit, it’s another Vegemite Sanga! “That’s it, lads, I’m done!” And without hesitation, he jumps off.
“Fuck me,” says Dave. “I guess Jonesy wasn’t lying. If this is cucumber, I better hold up my end.” Dave takes one look, and closes his eyes and jumps!
“Well, I’ll be fooked!” Paddy says to himself. “I’m gonna have to jump if this is fookin` Potato again.” Sure enough, it’s a Tottie sandwich, and Paddy is beside himself. “I can’t let the lads down.” So the honorable Paddy jumps to his death too.

3 days later the wives are at the funeral of the 3 good friends and read suicide notes from each of them.

Jonesy’s wife says, “I can’t believe it. If only he had told me about the lunch, he would still be with us today.
” Dave’s wife agrees. “Yes, Dave made no mention. I thought he loved his Cucumber & Cheese!”

Paddy’s wife then says, “Well I just can’t believe all of this. Paddy used to make his own lunch!”

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