Parent similarities

Parent similarities

My girlfriend was reading in a magazine that men are attracted to women that resemble their mothers. She said, “You’ve never told me about your parents, what was your mother like?”

I said, “I don’t remember them. They died when our plane crashed in Africa when I was six months old. I survived and was raised by a hippo.”

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