A woman with a clipboard just knocked at our door.
She asked me if we would have an Ethiopian child for Christmas.
We normally have a turkey but, fuck it, I’ll try anything once.
An Englishman an American and an Irishman had been caught by the French and were about to face madam Guillotine. To show how brave they were each chose to face the blade:
First went the American but the blade jammed and as it must have been an act of God he was set free.
The Englishman was next but the same thing happened and he was set free.
The Irishman took his place praying and crossing himself hoping he to would be spared.
Just as the executioner was about the operate the trip lever the Irishman says “Just a minute, I think I can see the problem!”