Best surgeons in the world!

Best surgeons in the world!

Three of the best surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, “I’m the best surgeon in the world. In one operation, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them and eight months later he performed brilliantly at a sold-out concert at Carnegie Hall.”.

The second surgeon said. “That’s nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached them and two years later he won a Gold Medal in a track and field event in the Olympics.”.

The third surgeon said, “You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a crazy man rode a horse head-on into a train traveling eighty miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the man’s blonde hair and the horse’s ass. I was able to put them together and now, he’s the President of the United States!”

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Circumcised

Circumcised

A chap walked into the council office and to the receptionist ,

‘I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be member of parliament.’

The receptionist replied “certainly sir. Please fill in this form.”

He was filling in the form OK until he came to the question , ‘Are you circumcised?’

So he asked the receptionist – “Is that question necessary?”

She replied: “If you are circumcised you are not eligible ”

He asked: “what difference would it make if he was circumcised?

She replied: “To become a member of parliament , you have to be a complete prick.”

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