Three strings

Three strings

Three pieces of string are standing outside a bar. The bar door has a sign that says “No string allowed”

The first piece of string tries his luck and walks in and sits at the bar. “Beer please”, says the string.

Bartender turns around and looks him up and down… “Hey, the sign says no string… get the fuck out of here!”

So, the string leaves.

The second piece of string tries his luck and walks in and sits at the bar. “Beer please”, says the string.

Bartender turns around and looks him up and down… “I just told your mate we dont serve string here… OUT!”

So, the second string leaves.

The third piece of string says “Right, this calls for drastic measures!”, twists and ties himself a few times in the middle, and finally fluffs up one end of himself into a tuft, then strolls in and sits down at the bar.

“Beer please”, says the string.

Bartender turns around and looks him up and down… “Hey, arent you a piece of string?”

“No”, he says…….. “I’m a frayed knot”…..

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