Posts Tagged "jokes"

Wine tasting for the pros

Wine tasting for the pros

At a wine merchant, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.
They gave him a glass to drink.
He tried it and said, “It’s a  Muscat , three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers”. Low grade but acceptable.
“That’s correct”, said the boss.

Another glass….
“It’s a cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results..”
“Correct.”
A third glass…
”It’s a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive” calmly said the drunk.
The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine
The alcoholic tried it.

“It’s a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant … and if you don’t give me the job, I’ll name the father.”

Read More

Bob vs. the doctor

Bob vs. the doctor

Bob asked his Doctor if he ever laughed at a patient …

“In 30 years i haven’t.  I do my best to remain professional”
With that, Bob dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest Willy the Doctor had ever seen ,
It was no bigger than an AAA battery .
The Doctor pissed him self with Laughter , he wipes his tears away takes a deep breath and says , I really am sorry it wont happen again .
Now how can i help you what is the problem.
“Bob says it’s badly swollen”

Read More
Page 24 of 24« First...10...2021222324