Posts Tagged "wife jokes"

No reason not to celebrate

No reason not to celebrate

Husband takes the wife to a disco.

There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works.

The wife turns to her husband and says: “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”

Husband says: “Looks like he’s still fuckin celebrating!!

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Police stop

Police stop

I was pulled over by the police at midnight and they asked me where I was going…
I told them I was going to listen to a Lecture about the Affects of Drugs & Alcohol Abuse on the human body.
The cop asked who was going to a lecture at this time of night???
I said “The Fucking Wife……”

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