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What a woman says

What a woman says

What a woman says…

This place is a mess! C’mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You’ll have no clothes to wear if we
don’t do laundry right now!

What a man hears…

blah blah blah blah blah C’MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!

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What do you tell ?

What do you tell ?

“What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes??”

“Nothing……she’s already been told twice”

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Wedding presents

A rich man and a poor man were sitting at a bar having a few drinks and they got chatting. After a while they realise both of there wedding anniversaries are the next day.
Poor man, “What did you get your wife for her wedding anniversary?”
Rich man, “I got her a pink farrari and a diamond ring.”
Poor man, “What made you choose those gifts?”
Rich man, “She loves fast cars and I wasnt sure about the ring so if she doesnt like it, she can take it back in her new car… ”
The poor, “Man nodds in agreement.”
Rich man, “What did you get your wife?”
Poor man, “I got my wife a pair of cheep slippers and a dildo.”
Rich man, “Why did you choose those gifts?”
Poor man, ” Well if she doesnt like the slippers she can go fuck herself.”

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